Epic Rap Battles 3: Emily Cartridge VS Napoleon Bonaparte is a fan-fiction revolving around Emily Cartridge rap battling against the emperor of France Napoleon Bonaparte. The fanfiction recieved extremely poor reactions from fan-fiction writers. The fan-fiction was first posted on the Gumbapedia Fanon Wiki on November 22, 2011 by wikia contributor Xuelius Monosrove.
Physcopath Emily Cartidge goes-up against Napoleon Bonaparte in the third installment of the Epic Rap Battles
WARNING: RATED 11+ FOR INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE
EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
Gosh, I can't believ how mouch of a little stooge you are.
When it comes to world leaders, you definatley lowered the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart Bonaparte - turn your horse into glue.
Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo PART TWO!
I got skills - I'll put you in half like I would've done to Penny Peanut.
Your the ugliest thing that's ever failed since that T-Rex named Tina!
France can keep it's french fries,
we've got tater tots you gnomes!
You know what Napoleon?
Go crawl into your little shell - and escargot the heck home!
How dare you adress moi,
you adolescent worm!
I am French - your just a girl out of norm!
I spit at you harder than a llama,
smacking your face till your lips curl-up like what they do to pandas!
Doodle-up some friends you insane freak show before I kick your ass out of the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico!
This jerk's about to see how bad a battle can be -
after this your buddy Gumball will be sticking with me!
Why do you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide?
Cause this is a rap roller coaster - you not even tall enough to ride!
I don't even care how many stupid people you've killed, cause to me -
you're couldn't even be the emperor of the lollipop guild!
T'as une tete a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!
I'm gonna shove my big boots right-up your poop shoot!
I'll whip you so bad you'll make a virgin meringue!
Your the only type of Cartridge that's never going to bang!
Emily Cartridge Is Owned By GumbalFan2
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